.. TRY THAT AGAIN. YOU LISPED. IT'S NOT FIRTIEF, IT'S THIRTIETH,,,

I curse the invention of talkback. It's that metal box's fault I can't get my thucking words out, nuffing to do wiv me.

"On this week's Mousemat, we celibate the thirtieth anniversary of App..."

.. FOR GOD'S SAKE! ..

Clearly, talkback was in a bad mood.

.. GET IT RIGHT SO WE CAN GO HOME, WILL YOU? ..

"I wiw weawy weawy do my best this time, pwomise."

.. VEWY.. I MEAN, VERY FUNNY ..

Ha! Got you! Demonic, grating, talking-back piece of shit! Bane of my broadcasting existence. Edginess sharpener. Surrogate brain. Puppeteer mowf. Accent thacist. Go thuck yourself!

"On this week's Mousemat, we celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of Apple computers."

.. ..

Silence. Not even a solitary "fank you". Back to the top of the page...