I forgot to tell you... since I gave up smoking, well, gave up smoking cigarettes, I have been extremely irritable... not at home, and not when I'm out to have a good time. Nope, I get the hissy fits when I'm out and DJ'ing... so, this is a message and an apology to anyone reading this who is planning to come into Telfords on a Friday night...

DO NOT ASK ME FOR A SHITTY REQUEST

and - especially...

DO NOT PLAY WITH THE JOG WHEEL ON MY CD-PLAYER, OR BAWL AT ME WHEN I'VE GOT MY HEADPHONES ON

I can't hear you.

I love DJ'ing. I think I'm getting better at it too. Please don't spoil it for me. Be content in the knowledge that I have spent large parts of my week seeking out interesting and magical pieces of music to help enhance your lives.

If you want to hear the Arctic Monkeys or the Stone Roses on an endless loop GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!.

thanks.

Instead of smoking 48 fags everytime I DJ [in 5 hours, almost 10 fags an hour, almost a fag every six minutes...], I now smoke 5 cigars. That's better, right? Any doctors in the house?

And now, thanks to our nanny state I know that the great God Tony is going to make me all healthy so that I can live to a ripe old age on a non-existent state pension.

Thanks Tone!

I have to come up with a name for my Friday nights in Telfords. It needs to encompass the seemingly random, hotchpotch of music that I thread together throughout the night. Any ideas will be gratefully received... so far I've come up with:

Deep Pockets
Silver Hairy Bears
If...
Quality Street
Bang!
Big Bang
Big Bang Theory
mE=MusiC²
Salamander
Mixed Spice
Kill Pigeons
Defschool
Fings
Stop! Listen! Dance!
Green Light
Paisley Skank Metal
Giant Skips [this one, I like!]
Wigwam Casino
Shark Bait
X-Ray Breaks
Blaster
earbuzz
Seedy [C.D. ha! ha! fuggit...]
FUG!
Tuney Town
Mixellany
Hell Pixie
the Looking Glass
M'lady
Das Bootleg
Timbuktu
Biggles Wiggles
the Rumble
Big Box
Rumpus
Hooligan
Scalliwag
Wig
Top Shelf
Various
Mixtape
God's Own Compilation
Big Red Button
Donkey Ride
Horatio Fellatio [apologies to R.H.]
Pop Lorry
Magic Bus
Hocus Pocus
Mini Moke
Wriggle
Curious and Curiouser

A never-ending stream of shite.

Seriously, if you think of anything... right back at me... Back to the top of the page...