I need some advice.

I don't trust shop assistants, you see.

I want to get myself a new digital camera - the proviso being that it is relatively thin [so I can live vicariously through its thinness], and - this is most important - a camera that is fast and works well in low light conditions.

I don't know my arse from my elbow when it comes to cameras, and I know that I'll get pocket raped if I go into the wrong shop with my gullible looking face hanging out.

Sorry about the bold words.

If any of you have got any suggestions, I would gladly hear them...

We're off to buy my daughter a bike now. In amongst the hot chavvy throng at the Broughton Retail Park.

That's going to be murder.

Tonight's show will - I'm sure - suffer.

Just before I get my trackie bottoms on: have you bought the Akira the Don single, yet? There's still a few hours to go. I'm sure we can get him to No. 73 [for some reason, that's where he wants to be...] Back to the top of the page...